zackisontumblr:

*plans life around having a rich significant other*

(via fake-mermaid)

Has anyone else noticed that February 2015 is the perfect month?

muirin007:

themaskednegro:

I actually let out a pleased little squeak when I saw this because ohhh man, that is beautiful.

(Source: thatmaskednegro, via perks-of-being-chinese)

sharkeishaa:

My sister texted my dad yesterday asking to go to the mall and he said “i guess so” but today he took it back so she printed the text and this was the result

(Source: evacuate, via fake-mermaid)

liquidglue:

I’d like to thank Bo Burnham for the best vine ever created 

(Source: bajn, via baracknobama)

ninthdoctorisbestdoctor:

thetumblr-thisisatumblr:

enstarprise:

alegbra:

being 17 is weird because you can get hit on by 14-year-olds and 20-year-olds and it’s THE SAME AGE DIFFERENCE

It’s also weird because you can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life. You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, only seventeen

(via baracknobama)

ferblatin:

me trying to be romantic

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yourehidingfrommenow:

domdean:

cuntakinte:

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin

you will never know which of these two statements reign true for people who reblogs this and that bothers me

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